Pads
This was the main draft we used for our final production
Draft #3
WARNING
Content may be offensive to some readers.
(Violence, Coarse language, Crude themes)
By Sherwin Browne and Trevor Mizzi
ACT1
INT. BEAVER’S OFFICE LAB 23:15
Camera pans from right behind the table revealing Dr Ginger, a science prodigy who is researching a way to cure herself from PMS.She also happens to be breaking up with her sleazy boyfriend Quinn Forrester. Who is a Maverick/idiot cop. Tears in her eyes.
BEAVER
(Barely audible)
Quinn you’re a fuckin hopeless scumbag. I even wondered why I proposed to you. You NEVER CARED ABOUT MY FEELINGS OR MY WORK. HOW CAN YOU DENY ANYTHING WHEN I CAUGHT YOU WITH THAT PROSTITUTE?
FORRESTER
(Hosting a house party)
WORK? I’M FUCKIN SURPRISED THAT YOU EVEN ABLE TO BEGIN A SCIENCE CAREER WITH YOU OBSESSION WITH YOUR PMS STUDIES. WHAT ARE YOU, A GYNECOLOGIST?
BEAVER
(HANGS UP PHONE)
SCREAMS LOUD!!!!
Camera cut back to Forrester’s house party
WOMAN (UNSEEN)
Who was that?
FORRESTER
You heard nothing baby. Go wait in the spa.
Beaver then returns to her research and wipes away her tears. Time then passes and it is 01:15. Camera pans over Beaver’s hand tapping on the table with a pencil. Suddenly, she notices bizarre growling in a tray on her desk. Camera cuts to her face and then she smiles sadistically. Beaver then exits the lab leaving the door and window open. Camera cuts to tray (side shot) and all of a sudden, shadows of unknown creatures, elevate from the tray. Its now 03:00.
End of ACT1
ACT2
INT. DONUT SHOP 10:20
Vince Oldsman, A hard working cop who is unfortunate to be partnered up with a person that has a personality in opposite to his own. He is waiting for Forrester who happens to be late for work
FORRESTER
WASS UP OLDIE ?!
(casual)
OLDSMAN
You’re late. And these donuts are going stale!!
(Not impressed)
FORRESTER
So anyway last night, at my house. I was with these three naked chicks in a spa and I think I misplaced my handcuffs
OLDSMAN
You think you misplaced your handcuffs?
FORRESTER
Lets just say, I frisked them!!
OLDSMAN
Quinn, I just don’t know how I can put up with you. No Respect, No value. SHIT!! I could have become commissioner if I didn’t have to watch your stupid ass.
FORRESTER
C’MON. You just need to relax a little. Now I feel like a donut!! (about to eat a donut)
A bloodied man walks into the donut shop. Catching the attention of the Vince and Quinn
OLDSMAN
What the hell?
FORRESTER
Shit!!
Oldsman rushes to the man to interrogate him
OLDSMAN
Are you ok I’m a cop what’s wrong?
SURVIVOR
(STUTTERING)
I was minding my own business at the library reading about mad cow disease when I was attacked by PPPP…AAAA
OLDSMAN
SLOWLY GODDAMMIT!!
SURVIVOR
PPPP…AAAAA…PPA
FORRESTER
LOOK. SEAGULLS!!
OLDSMAN
NOT NOW FORRESTER!!
Forrester grabs Oldsman’s head and turns it 90.C. Cut to close up of Vince’s face and pan left to right from their eyes. Vince then turns to Quinn
OLDSMAN
THERE NOT SEAGULLS YOU FUCKING IDIOT. THERE………AGHHHHHH RUN!!
Oldsman, Forrester and Survivor head to hide in a bush
FORRESTER
QUICKLY INTO THE BUSH NOW!!
A shadow of the monster flies past the bush and searches for the escapees. Forrester attempts to ambush the unknown creature but Oldsman pulls him back.
OLDSMAN
(Annoyed)
IDIOT FORRESTER!!
FORRESTER
AWWWW..I COULD OF TAKEN HIM
OLDSMAN
We need to find out what caused these creatures to spring to life and devise a plan to terminate them.
Ginger Beaver appears from behind them. She is working on a strange device and Forrester relises the identity of the unknown creatures and immediately proceeds to confront Beaver
END OF ACT 2
ACT3
FORRESTER
I should have fuckin known it was you
BEAVER
Look jackass, I’m sorry for what has happened and so I wanna fix things. OK?!! I call this radio device the disruptor. It will send out a frequency to kill those little shits.
FORRESTER
Shit Ginger!! Your friends laughed at you, your parents disowned you and yes, you love science but the director’s board still thinks your nuts!!
BEAVER
(Getting pissed off)
I WAS FUCKING WORKING LATE NIGHT TO CURE MYSELF OF PMS AND AS USUAL, IT’S ALL YOU’RE FUCKING FAULT.
FORRESTER
(Getting pissed off)
DON’T GIVE ME THAT SHIT.EVEN WHEN YOU WASTE MY GROSSERY MONEY ON PERSONAL PRODUCTS, YOU STILL BLAME ME THAT I DIDN’T GIVE YOU ENOUGH.
OLDSMAN
(Getting pissed off)
WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!! WE HAVE A SNAFU AND IF WE DON’T WORK TOGETHER, THIS WHOLE TOWN IS FUCKED SO…(STOPS)
Oldsmans is startled by a growling in the bush
OLDSMAN
You here that?
(Puts finger on lips)
Everyone goes silent
OLDSMANS
Look, I’ll see to this…….
SURVIVOR
It’s……….them (stuttering)
Oldsman then heads towards the bushes and then the unknown monster attacks. Reveling that it is a pad. Oldsman then Screams in Shock and shots the pad
OLDSMAN
AAAAAGGGGGGGG(FOR FIRST ENCOUTER)
QUICKLY SCRAMBLE..HURRY
The killer pads are relentlessly attacking the people. Camera cuts to a dead person getting eaten. Another runs for his life and then he falls over and dies. Quinn, Ginger and Vince turn up to the scene and are stunned in shock
FORRESTER
OMG!!
Another victim runs around with a pad on his shoulder and out of quick reaction, Quinn shoots him. The person then falls down dead.
OLDSMAN
FORRESTER!!!!
FORRESTER
(Smiles in tries not to laugh)
WHOOPS!!
OLDSMAN
THERE NO TIME TO ARGUE, JUST DO YOUR JOB AND KILL THOSE PADS!!
Vince and Quinn shot to kill and the pads drop dead
FORRESTER
YES, TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE BASTARDS
Then out of nowhere, double the amount of pads appear
FORRESTER
OHHHH FUCK!!! WERE OUTTA BULLETS
GINGER. GET THAT DO-HICKEY OF YOURS OUT NOW!!
BEAVER
OK guys. However, there’s a 10 sec delay after its activation.
The pads execute another deadly assault. Both of Oldsman’s and Forrester’s guns stopped ejecting bullets. The soft clicks of nothing hammered away at them. They were out of bullets, and the charge of the monsters continued quick and with no resistance. Oldsman and Forrester use their guns as batons against the nearest pads.
Gingers radio starts emitting a weird high-frequency sound. As pads are inches away, they start dropping, and becoming still on the ground.
OLDSMAN
Sector clear. We did it
FORRESTER
You know Ging, I’ve been think about us today and I think we should be like the good old days. What I would give to see your ass in a thong again.
Ginger is really mad and punches Quinn in the face. Fist charges at camera
BEAVER
(DISGRUNTLED)
HMMMP!! COME ALONG DRACULA
Dracula, a pad that she wanted to keep as a pet has a dog’s collar and flies into her arms. Beaver then walks off stroking it.
FORRESTER
(COVERING EYE AFTER BEING HIT)
Dracula…What the fuck? (slurry voice)
Dracula hisses at Forrester over Gingers arm
BEAVER (VO)
Those idiots don’t suspect a thing. Next time. You’re all dead hahahhahah
Front shot over Beaver stroking Dracula and with an evil smile on her face
Forrester is in great shock and relises what Dracula is
FORRESTER
HEY WAIT A MINUTE……. (STOPS)
Forrester attempts to give chase to Beaver but Oldsman stops him and drags him away.
OLDSMAN
(fed up)
FORRESTER.LETS GO!!
FORRESTER
VINCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Forrester tries to tell Oldsman about Dracula but fails miserably.
OLDSMAN (VO)
And so the town is safe but for how long?
Behind him, he is completely oblivious that one of the pads begins flapping a wing…again…and again…then growls…and flies INTO THE CAMERA
Displayed Title: The End?
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